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    How I’m Getting By: Life As A Freelance Writer

    My name is Tseliso Monaheng. I pawn words and pimp phrases for a living.

    June 13, 2020 by Tseliso Monaheng

    #Unreview | Matwetwe: Promotional Ideas

    Matwetwe. Ace shit. Hyper-relatable. Anchored by a front-porch trio steeped tongue-deep in Spitori’s inventive linguistic twists, featuring a hood genius and his bathroom rapper and business mogul-aspirant… Read more “#Unreview | Matwetwe: Promotional Ideas”

    January 27, 2019January 27, 2019 by Tseliso Monaheng

    #Satire | “It was a missed opportunity” – #MenAreTrash Denialist

    “I mean, we could’ve changed the game mate, innit,” says a distressed Thembalamagumsha Khuzwayo a day after the world-renowned hashtag, which has been attributed to Twitter User… Read more “#Satire | “It was a missed opportunity” – #MenAreTrash Denialist”

    November 30, 2018 by Tseliso Monaheng

    #Satire | Man Loses Plot, Arrests Another For Being At The Wrong Place, At The Wrong Time

    People who’ve no frigging clue how these innercity Jozi streets operate act all forms of shook when their outsider asses encounter even the slightest of discomforts. Such… Read more “#Satire | Man Loses Plot, Arrests Another For Being At The Wrong Place, At The Wrong Time”

    November 16, 2018 by Tseliso Monaheng

    #Satire | Literatti Gone Rogue

    Prissy book lovers and their frivolous publishers got the shock of their lives when news emerged that this year’s entries for the K. Sello Duiker Memorial Award… Read more “#Satire | Literatti Gone Rogue”

    November 8, 2018November 8, 2018 by Tseliso Monaheng

    #Review | Quincy Jones & The Bull$hiiitte

    Right at the end, an interviewer asks the decorated artist a question: What have you not been successful at? Marriage, answers the artist. Laughter ensues.

    October 9, 2018October 12, 2018 by Tseliso Monaheng

    100 Greatest Kwaito Songs From The 90s And Early 00s

    Around March, I was asked by Apple Music to compile a set of 9 playlists, each containing 100 songs, across different genres. The series is called Mzansi… Read more “100 Greatest Kwaito Songs From The 90s And Early 00s”

    October 9, 2018October 9, 2018 by Tseliso Monaheng

    #CurrentlyReading | Ta Ramps’ Current Novel

    Ta Lesego Rampolokeng’s latest novel is a tongue-in-cheek experiment in the number of ways the reader’s psyche can be assaulted by writing made great not only by… Read more “#CurrentlyReading | Ta Ramps’ Current Novel”

    August 5, 2017 by Tseliso Monaheng

    This Ship Is Built On Blood…

    This is Craftmen’s Ship, the latest addition to the Maboneng Precinct’s innercity expansion project.  It’s currently under development; a project due for completion in under a month.… Read more “This Ship Is Built On Blood…”

    September 16, 2016 by Tseliso Monaheng

    To Be An Unknown Writer Of Little Significance…

    It means that you won’t get first preference for anything. It means that publicists won’t reach out to you when the clients they represent have an offering.… Read more “To Be An Unknown Writer Of Little Significance…”

    September 16, 2016September 16, 2016 by Tseliso Monaheng

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